Dane Barbados Jr. Remembers: University pt.5

So Dane Barbados Jr., with roommate in tow, ventured into the night high off of nature to retrieve the sleeping giant.

We knocked on the door of the room where we had stashed Tomas and he was swiftly, with applause, thrust into our arms. We prodded him back to our dormitory, laughing all the way. Once back to the room we decided to partake a bit more of nature to congratulate ourselves on a successful expedition.

Despite our haze we realized that Tomas was without his characteristic spectacles. Upon inquiring of him as to their location he notified us that he had left them in the room of another friend "Scorch" of the dormitory we had just left.

We, due to laziness, attempted to convince Tomas that he would not need said spectacles but he did not agree and in his drunken stupor proved more adamant than ourselves. We each took turns calling Scorch, half a dozen times at least. To no avail. We knew he was there, though we knew naught why he was not answering.

The next phase of our exciting night was about to begin.j

To be continued...