Dane Barbados Jr. on: Stupid fucking ignorant racist in the aftermath of Katrina
A terrible thing has happened in your American south. A horrible, terrible thing. To not make light of, or degrade the tragedy of this thing Dane Barbados Jr. will not comment upon it.
Dane Barbados Jr. will however make mental note to find and bludgeon to death these horrid she-bitch man-whore swine who dare to call themselves newsmen to cover their petty racism.
But a fool would think that the racism of times past doesn't still exist in your America. It is not what it once was but incidents like this serve but as reminders that these pandering pigdog whores will expose their idiocy even in the face of such tragedies.
I watch your television, I see the looters in the disaster area that was once the fabled city of New Orleans. And, curiously, I see that all of, meaning a full 100%, of these looters are Blackmen.
"Odd" Dane Barbados Jr. thinks to himself, "odd indeed." It seems impossible to me that only Blackmen would be smart enough to take what they need from destroyed stores to live.
And then I found the above article. It seems that only the colormen are "looting." The Whitemen are all "finding."
Funny how that works out isn't it?
Let me tell you all this. In my glorious Shangrila-esque country, racism does not exist. We are all above such pettyisms and foul-fuckery.
Let the soothing words of Dane Barbados Jr. lull you into a blissful dream: If I, Dane Barbados Jr., had but the opportunity to meet these beer fucking, horse-sucking, cumdumpsters, I would issue upon them a horrid beating of Herculean proportions the likes of which hasn't been doled out since the days of hearty Goliath.
If you share the antiquated, golgothic, sisterdiddling views of these shallow, racist, reporters please, for your own sake, discontinue the veiwing of my site. You simply are not possessed of the intelligence and grace neccessary to truly enjoy my works.
...and it is only a matter of time before I complete my research into administering a well placed kidney-shattering blow through the internet.
Remember kids, Dane Barbados Jr. says: Fuck sycophantic, underhanded, fatherless, racist whores. They are beneath me.
posted by Dane Barbados Jr. at 6:09 PM
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Ah "falsepersona" my young follower. Whilst Dane Barbados Jr. admires the fortitude that allowed you to post a second time on in my story it seems as if you have been blinded by the grandiosity that is myself.
Please, illustrate, where exactly your humble narrator has uttered anything racist.
Pardon me if I do not hold my breath as you scramble.
" So now you're calling yourself humble! Beautiful!"
Indeed, one such as Dane Barbados Jr., can indeed be two things at the same time.
If you would put aside your petty pseudo-witticisms and better yourself perhaps you would be elevated to that position.
"Okay, you called the reporters "beer fucking" and "sisterdiddling" as well as "horse-sucking". These are all stereotypes of white southerners,"
Is that truly the best that you can do? I weep for the future. You, my friend are clearly reaching.
I am not from your country and care not for your regional stereotypes.
Your accusation also rings woefully petty and unsubstantiated when one considers that "beirficker" or "beer-fucker" is a traditional German insult, along the lines of Schwienhund, which speaks towards a miniature manhammer.
Beastiality and Incest are typical insults the world 'round used to degrade backwater, ignorant, provincial people.
Perhaps had you had the opportunity to exit these United States and could see past your hilarious obsession with myself you would see that your attempts to make mountains out of molehills are as false as your persona.
"which, my young angry man, are racist descriptions"
Dane Barbados Jr. is neither particularly young, nor is he particularly angry. Life is indeed my oyster.
Feckless detractors like yourself matter naught to me and will not keep my from spinning my tale.
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But thanks for pointing out the "looting" v. "finding" hypocrisy. Yes, it is appalling."
Your welcome sir. If you would take a look outside of the shadow cast by the testicles of Dane Barbados Jr. you would find that my posts, venomous though they may be, do more good than harm.
"The fact remains, however, that when you insult these reporters with accusations of incest and bestiality, you are committing the very crime that you accuse them of. Let me spell it out for you -- this crime is attempting to put a group of people wholly beneath you. This isn't a molehill; it is the mountain: Attempting to solve the problem by using the same problem fails. In essence, hate is not overcome by hate."
Spare me your hilarious bullshit friend.
You have accused me of racism, which I handily and easily discounted and you simply have not the fortitude to admit your mistake.
How boringly predictable.
And yes, I am better than you, you sought me out after all. You will not find Dane Barbados Jr. spending countless posts attempting to praise or decry another's "blog"...such is simply beneath me, not worth my time, and only detracts from the amount of work I can do on my story.
And no, the language choices made by Dane Barbados Jr. do not alter or decrease the message.
Only fools would be so distracted.
Allow me to help you on your quest. Beneath the "bravado and superiority" is simply a man of priviledge that is simply better than you.
That is all, come again.
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