Dane Barbados Jr. on: a nobody

Recently whilst perusing my comments (of which there are few) I ran across this delightful little nugget from an adoring fan:

"falsepersona said...

Mr. Barbados Jr.: With due respect to your claimed superiority, I pray that your postings are meant to engender laughter. Otherwise, the arrogance/insecurity you live with must be exceedingly painful."

First of all let me utter a melodic, deep-voiced, guffaw at the notion of someone calling themselves "falsepersona" calling Dane Barbados Jr. insecure. It truly is to laugh.

Unfortunately in this pseudopod's unrepentant zeal to remain forever three steps behind me and utterly in the darkest reaches of my shadow they seemed to have missed that hypocrisy.

Is Dane Barbados Jr. arrogant? Of course he is. If you were he you would be arrogant as well. Only a fool takes no pride in his accomplishments.

The only pain Dane Barbados Jr. feels is when peircing an exceedingly taught vulva or whilst sparring with the Monarch, Dane Barbados Sr. No other times. I have the constitution of a God and will waste not the honeyed spittle from betwixt my lips or a golden stream of justice from my righteous bladder for such petty detractors as these. Their jealousy is resounding.

I will state again: Dane Barbados Jr. cares not if you derive laughs from his story, he cares not if you cry, he cares not if you are enraged. Dane Barbados Jr. is above you and is to be taken at face value.

Dane Barbados Jr. will berate you, he will laugh at you, but he will never lie to you.

For this, you may love him.