Dane Barbados Jr. on: Women

The people say to me, they say: "Dane Barbados Jr....why do you hate women so much?"

To these people Dane Barbados Jr. responds: "You are horrendously stupid."

Let the clarion call go out to the people, I, Dane Barbados Jr., do not hate women, I revere women, worship them, sing songs about them, dream naught but of them (in various positions) during my sleep of Kings.

Dane Barbados Jr. hates bitches.

Dane Barbados Jr. hates females of celebrity whom parade the notions that being an uneducated, vacuous whore is something that women should be.

Dane Barbados Jr. hates females whom weight naught but the weight of a stack of loose-leaf paper whom put forth the notion that you have to be as skinny as twig and must posess ribs exposed enough to play a xylephone concerto on to be seen as attractive.

Dane Barbados Jr. hates bitches because he loves women. You would have to be particulary stupid to not see such.

This is a problem that I see in these your United States. In my country women are encouraged to get educated, not to be media whores. They are rewarded for being intelligent and revered as equals. In my country we sing the praises of women of all sizes from petite to husky, even taking the time to thank fat girls for their delicious pound cake.

I have travelled the world far and wide and these United States have the most flawed sense of beauty that I, Dane Barbados Jr., have ever witnessed.

It is not me who hate women, it is yourselves.

The day that the American beauty standard is not White, Blonde, crack-whore thin and vapid is the day that I, Dane Barbados jr., will fully except that the people are not fools.

I know that there are readers from around the globe who follow my story, to you I proclaim: revere your women. Revere their intellegence, their curves, their minds, their ability.

Spit on your bitches.