Dane Barbados Jr. on: Sean "what the fuck now" Combs

I will tell the people some of what sickens Dane Barbados Jr.

People who eat with their mouths open sicken Dane Barbados Jr.

The smell of cheap cigarettes sicken Dane Barbados Jr.

A woman with a thick, lush, pubic jungle sickens Dane Barbados Jr.

Hairy redhaired men whom jog without shirts REALLY sickens Dane Barbados Jr.

Sean Combs sickens Dane Barbados Jr.

Recently Sean "Puffy-Puff-Daddy-P.Diddy" Combs announced his latest name change. In a cloud rending, heaven shaking, towering inferno of creativity Combs has rechristened himself "Diddy."

We are shocked an amazed, rendered mute at the ingenuity and genius of it all.

His reasoning you may ask? He felt that the "P" was coming between him and his fans and that a simple "Diddy" was easier to chant.

I must ask: what fans? When was the last time Combs put out an album? When was the last time that album was a hit? When was the last time ANY Bad Boy album was a hit? Dane Barbados Jr. could record the lurid sounds of his myriad ladies' having orgasms and it would outsell a Bad Boy album. I could sell the recordings of myself emptying a bladderful of justice into a urinal and outsell a Puffy album.

So this duplicitous man-whore is reduced to pre-adolescent name changes for publicity? It is to laugh...or if you're on of his pathetic "fans," it is to weep.

Sean Combs changes his name again...are we really to give a fuck? I would personally like to meet the people who are truly excited about this new, fresh and wholly unprecidented turn of events, all six of them, and administer surgical strikes about the face and buttocks for their stupidity.

This is what he had to say:

"there, half the crowd was chanting 'P Diddy', half the crowd chanting 'Diddy'. We gonna stop the confusion. 'Diddy. Diddy, Diddy!' Simple. To the point and it sounds strong. It sounds like something is about to happen. It sounds like something is about to go down in history"

What's that sound you're hearing Sean? Why I do belive it's a nother ten thousand unsold copies of "Forever" being bulldozed into a landfill.

Remember kids, Dane Barbados Jr. says: fuck Sean "I have no real identity and am starved for your attention" Combs.




Midgets also sicken Dane Barbados Jr.....fuck them too.