Dane Barbados Jr. Salutes: Scarlett Johansen.

It seems that I, Dane Barbados Jr., cannot escape your American Goddess Scarlett Johansen. Whilst strolling through the interweb I happened upon this little tidbit:

"Actress Scarlett Johansson almost caused a huge traffic accident on Sunset Boulevard when she saw the billboard for her new movie for the first time. There’s an ad for “The Island” in Hollywood that made Scarlett scream and slam on the breaks. She says, 'I couldn’t believe it. My tits were the size of a Brontosaurus!'"

I decree that before Dane Barbados Jr. passes his admirable throne and lordship over the world to Dane Barbados III not only shall I bed and swiftly discard Ms. Johansen, I shall also ensure that every highway in this land shall be festooned with photographic representations of Scarlett Johansen's perfect Brontosaurus-sized breasts.

The slobbering masses of teh interweb can thank me at their leisure.