Dane Barbados Jr. remembers: University pt.2
Today I, Dane Barbados Jr., recieved a telephone call from a trogloditic sycophant whom I was unfortunate enough to live with during my time at University. I know not how this gutter snipe was provided with my telephone number and will flay whomever is responsible.
Although said, troglodyte is clearly beneath myself I did take advantage of the fact that he was a dealer of what you call "weed" and I did help myself to copious amounts of said smokable without his knowledge. I feel that I was entitled. I am, as always, correct.
Anyhow speaking to the proletarian I was reminded of another "prank" that was perpetrated by myself and others at University.
Whilst there I was introduced to a lovely trick known as the "penny lock." All that is required is a door, a number of your pennies and someone on whom to inflict your vengence upon. The steps are hilariously simple. All you have to do is have one person lay flat upon their back and press against the door quite forcefully with their feet. Whilst they are applying pressure you force as many pennies as you can, in a stack, in between the door and the jamb.
The theory of the penny lock is that the pennies create so much pressure between the door and the jamb that the door will be near-impossible to open under ordinary means. The subject will be trapped within and hilarity insues.
The unfortunate soul that was the butt of my penny-locking experiment was stuck in his room for over four hours. Amusingly enough that young man was supposed to pick his parents up from the airport earlier that morning. Needless to say...he didn't make it.
Oh how we laughed.
Remember kids, Dane Barbados Jr. says: Others' misery is naught but your comedy.
Although said, troglodyte is clearly beneath myself I did take advantage of the fact that he was a dealer of what you call "weed" and I did help myself to copious amounts of said smokable without his knowledge. I feel that I was entitled. I am, as always, correct.
Anyhow speaking to the proletarian I was reminded of another "prank" that was perpetrated by myself and others at University.
Whilst there I was introduced to a lovely trick known as the "penny lock." All that is required is a door, a number of your pennies and someone on whom to inflict your vengence upon. The steps are hilariously simple. All you have to do is have one person lay flat upon their back and press against the door quite forcefully with their feet. Whilst they are applying pressure you force as many pennies as you can, in a stack, in between the door and the jamb.
The theory of the penny lock is that the pennies create so much pressure between the door and the jamb that the door will be near-impossible to open under ordinary means. The subject will be trapped within and hilarity insues.
The unfortunate soul that was the butt of my penny-locking experiment was stuck in his room for over four hours. Amusingly enough that young man was supposed to pick his parents up from the airport earlier that morning. Needless to say...he didn't make it.
Oh how we laughed.
Remember kids, Dane Barbados Jr. says: Others' misery is naught but your comedy.
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