Dane Barbados on: Live 8

Dane Barbados Jr. is offended.

I hear the people talking about Live 8.

I turn on the television and I see Live 8.

I will tell the people about Live 8.

Live 8 is beneath Dane Barbados Jr. Live 8 is designed to raise awareness of world-wide poverty. People ask yourselves as I, Dane Barbados Jr., did. Ask youself what does more good towards world poverty: raising awareness or raising actual money?

Yes people, you heard the words I speak. The rich performers of Live 8 are not actually giving the money from the tickets to charity. They are instead raising intangible and feckless awareness. I feel fairly certain in saying that most people are already aware of world poverty.

I am certain that the starving children of Africa cannot buy food with awareness. I am certain that these rich performers don't need even more money. I am certain that most people are not aware that the money spent towards Live 8 is not going to starving people of the world.

Do not misunderstand. Crush the prolitariat. Dane Barbados Jr. cares not for the poor of the world. Dane Barbados is disgusted by the rich taking advantage of the poor. Take advantage of the stupid, yes fine, that is what the stupid are designed for after all. However if the people really want to help the poor how about giving actual money. I would think that the people could figure that out on their own without the guidance of Dane Barbados.

Feh.

Remember kids, Dane Barbados Jr. says: Fuck Live 8.