Dane's words to live by part one

Remember kids, Dane Barbados says:

It's good to have friends. When the shit goes down you will always have a co-defendant and someone to exchange for a plea-bargain.

Then you can sodomize their girlfriend with glee!

The more you know!

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Remember kids, Dane Barbados says:

"When you walk into a room where people are laughing you should swiftly realize that they are, indeed, laughing at you and that you'd be perfectly justified in gunning them down with that gun you're hiding!

The more you know!

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Remember kids, Dane Barbados Jr says:

When soliciting a prostitute pay attention to her footware. Those with open toed shoes are heroin addicts and will shank you for a fix!

The more you know!