You will know Dane Barbados Jr.
The people ask me. They ask "Who is Dane Barbados Jr.?"
Those people...those people must be idiots. If you don't know who Dane Barbados Jr. is then you are clearly below him and not worthy of his attention.
Dane Barbados Jr. drinks with Queens and sleeps with Princesses. He wants not for scullery maids.
Who is Dane Barbados Jr.? Dane is the keeper of the loins of a God, rending the vulva of virgins in twain and leaving them adoring masses in his wake.
Dane is the bearer of intelligence the likes of which will leave you quivering and drooling, mindless, in a corner sucking your thumb.
Dane is the keeper of fists, Excalibur and Caliburn, that has left heaps of broken boyfriends and fathers in his shadow.
Dane is the future. Dane is forever. Dane is better than you.
In short, I am Dane Barbados Jr.
Those people...those people must be idiots. If you don't know who Dane Barbados Jr. is then you are clearly below him and not worthy of his attention.
Dane Barbados Jr. drinks with Queens and sleeps with Princesses. He wants not for scullery maids.
Who is Dane Barbados Jr.? Dane is the keeper of the loins of a God, rending the vulva of virgins in twain and leaving them adoring masses in his wake.
Dane is the bearer of intelligence the likes of which will leave you quivering and drooling, mindless, in a corner sucking your thumb.
Dane is the keeper of fists, Excalibur and Caliburn, that has left heaps of broken boyfriends and fathers in his shadow.
Dane is the future. Dane is forever. Dane is better than you.
In short, I am Dane Barbados Jr.
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