Dane Barbados Reviews: Wait (The Whisper Song)

Let it be known that Dane Barbados Jr. is a fan of fine music. In my time here in America I have been exposed to music that I find to be the sonic equivalent of steaming elephant dung; interesting to pay attention to at a circus but nothing to hold one's interest. The music is like many other things...beneath Dane Barbados Jr and not worth his attention.

There is one noticible stand out that I, Dane Barbados Jr., give my highest reccomendation and usher into the halls of Fine Music. That would be Wait (The Whisper Song) as performed by a duo called The Yin Yang Twins.

I will here tell the people that if they were ever to ponder what it is that Dane Barbados Jr. says to woo the many princesses and countesses into my bedchamber need go no further than this song. If I were to be so petty as to take legal action I would say that these virtuosos of song have taken the thoughts straight from the ether of my very mind.

Those lifeless, luckless, loveless young men out there reading my story take the advice of The Yin Yang Twins and Dane Barbados Jr. Next time you meet a young woman of your liking be she a common strollop or a burgeoning queen you tell her: "

Wait 'till you see this dick, wait 'till you see this dick, hey bitch! Wait to you see this dick, I'ma beat that pussy up."