Dane Barbados on: TomKat

Ah yes. The people ask me. They ask me "Dane, Dane, what do you think about Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes?"

I answer them, I say "Feh. You do not address me by my first name sycophant! Return to my shadow!"

But I will tell you. I will tell you how Dane Barbados Jr. feels about this "TomKat."

Katie Holmes looks like a young cow. A young cow who's jaw has taken repeated blows with a large shovel. Yes she does have exquisite breasts but what does Dane Barbados Jr. care about a cow with breasts?

Tom Cruise is under the height of 5' 8". He is not a man at that height. He is clearly a homosexual.

In short, Dane Barbados Jr. cares no for these people. They are insignificant and below him. People who worship the aliens of Battlefield Earth are not worth the attention of Dane Barbados Jr. He saw that movie. It sucked.

Americans and thier odd little celebrities. Feh.