The face of Dane Barbados Jr.

The people always ask me, "Mr. Barbados...what do you look like?" I ask them why they feel as though they are worthy to gaze upon my visage...not everyone can be graced by my image.

But I, Dane Barbados Jr., am not a heartless man. I know that you love me so I will illuminate your little life with a facsimile of my image. My lady readers take proper precautions before looking upon my image, try not to sit on any easily stained fabrics as you will certainly secrete wildly.

Enjoy.