Dane Barbados Jr. on: Short people

Today whilst out a short person (I will not use the term "man" to describe someone under 5 foot, 8 inces) walked in front of me, Dane Barbados Jr.

Did this idiot not know not to cross my hallowed path lest I crush him with titanic blows from my twin fists Caliburn and Excalibur? Did not this toerag of miniscule stature not know that with but a word I, Dane Barbados Jr., would rend his shallow psyche in twain?

Next time you run across a short person tell them I hate them.

Remember kids, Dane Barbados says: Fuck short people.