Dane Barbados Jr. Shares: Lingo, part I

The people always ask me, they ask: "Mr. Barbados Jr. what kind of slang do they speak in your country?"

I, Dane Barbados Jr., will tell the people the "lingo" that is used in my superior homeland. I shall translate it to the best of my ability, which is superb of course. You will read it, learn it and love it. This I surely know.

Penis-Leatherneck

Penis-Jackstraw

Vagina-Quim

Vagina-Cunny

Buttocks-Dunion

Unsavory fellow-Cockgoblin

Semen-Spum

Semen-Guock

Your mother-Slore

This is but a small sampling. Too much, too soon would rend your simple mind in twain. And if you are reduced to the intellectual level of a giggering troglodyte I, Dane Barbados Jr., would have less enjoyment laughing at you. We cannot have that.