Dane Barbados Jr. Salutes: Don Knotts

Today is the birthday of one Don Knotts. You may remember him from the Andy Griffiths Show or perhaps as the bumbling sidekick on Matlock.

You would all give a testicle or ovary to be a Champion of Humanity like Mr.Knotts. This gentleman is perhaps the finest actor of your, or any other, age. One day people will sing songs of his greatness.

I, Dane Barbados Jr., salute you Don Knotts. May your days know no end.