Dane Barbados Jr. on: Tara Reid
Although I'm sure that the people will be as shocked as Dane Barbados Jr. was I cannot withold such a bombshell from my adoring public. The upstanding, highly intelligent, immensely talented Tara Reid has just issued this statement after months of long denial:
Tara Reid has confessed to having breast surgery. The 'American Pie' star has long denied going under-the-knife but has now admitted she has had her chest surgically enhanced. She said: "I mean, everyone does it. I don't know why I'm the one who gets so much attention?
Dane Barbados Jr., for one, does not believe this statement to be true, although Tara Reid would surely NEVER lie to us. She's far too upstanding and absolutley NOT a cocaine addict. Uh-uh, no way, says Dane Barbados Jr.
It's plain to anyone that Ms. Reid's smallish, sagging, b-cups could transform into stone-like, rigid, titanic d-cups in only the most completely natural of ways WITHOUT the aid of cosmetic surgery.
Her nipples you ask? The ones that look like they've been rudely cut off, rearranged like jigsaw pieces and then haphazardly stapled back onto her rockhard supertits? "Feh" says Dane Barbados Jr. This is surely naught but the most natual of phenomena that just happens to look like a discount breast augmentation hackjob. Coincidence says I.
Only swine jealous of the outright beauty of Ms.Reid dare claim the her (cough) wondrous frankennipples are anything but jealous. The are as vapid and wanton as the fools who claim that Ms.Reid is a cocaine addict. For shame. Dane Barbados Jr. asks you: Is this the look of a coked out, has-been, surgery butchered Hollywood whore?
I say thee nay. Dane Barbados Jr. would tell Ms.Reid that petty detractors will always attempt to tear down such beautiful, radient, entities such as you and I. Actually, I would not even place Dane Barbados Jr. in your category. I simply do not belong there.
For your dubious admission about your supposed breast implants I would like to present you, Ms.Reid with an award. Congrats.
Tara Reid has confessed to having breast surgery. The 'American Pie' star has long denied going under-the-knife but has now admitted she has had her chest surgically enhanced. She said: "I mean, everyone does it. I don't know why I'm the one who gets so much attention?
Dane Barbados Jr., for one, does not believe this statement to be true, although Tara Reid would surely NEVER lie to us. She's far too upstanding and absolutley NOT a cocaine addict. Uh-uh, no way, says Dane Barbados Jr.
It's plain to anyone that Ms. Reid's smallish, sagging, b-cups could transform into stone-like, rigid, titanic d-cups in only the most completely natural of ways WITHOUT the aid of cosmetic surgery.
Her nipples you ask? The ones that look like they've been rudely cut off, rearranged like jigsaw pieces and then haphazardly stapled back onto her rockhard supertits? "Feh" says Dane Barbados Jr. This is surely naught but the most natual of phenomena that just happens to look like a discount breast augmentation hackjob. Coincidence says I.
Only swine jealous of the outright beauty of Ms.Reid dare claim the her (cough) wondrous frankennipples are anything but jealous. The are as vapid and wanton as the fools who claim that Ms.Reid is a cocaine addict. For shame. Dane Barbados Jr. asks you: Is this the look of a coked out, has-been, surgery butchered Hollywood whore?
I say thee nay. Dane Barbados Jr. would tell Ms.Reid that petty detractors will always attempt to tear down such beautiful, radient, entities such as you and I. Actually, I would not even place Dane Barbados Jr. in your category. I simply do not belong there.For your dubious admission about your supposed breast implants I would like to present you, Ms.Reid with an award. Congrats.
posted by Dane Barbados Jr. at 4:48 PM
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