Dane Barbados Jr. Remembers: University pt.4

I, Dane Barbados Jr., have been spending too much time wading in the mediocrity of your internet and entertainment and not enough time updating my story, the real story. This must change.

So I will share with you another story from University.

As fate would have it whilst I was at University, I was saddled with a roommate. He was not a horrible stort of fellow, but like you all, he was clearly beneath me. He did, however, have quite the interesting group of friends whom would visit every now and again.

One of these young turks answered to the name of Tomas. Apparently, as Dane Barbados Jr., was to learn, Tomas was legendary. Tales had been told, and songs had been sung about his ability to snore at crystal-shattering, window-smashing decibel.

It was truly awesome to behold...and utterly unbearable to tolerate.

I could not find the wherewithall to deliver a trachea-compacting blow from my heel, I was awash in a wave of marijuana induced apathy, but my roomate and I wasted no time packing Tomas off on an accquaintance.

At the heady hour of four in your A.M. we recieved a call from this accquaintance demanding Tomas' swift removal as the din created by his mighty, slumbering, gasps, were keeping the entire room awake.

Grudgingly, and giddily we gave chase.

To be continued...