Dane Barbados Jr. gets a surprise laugh from Garfield
Now historically there have been few things less entertaining to Dane Barbados Jr. than the exploits of Garfield. You're fat. You're lazy. We understand this. There's little to seperate you from an increasing majority of Americans. Fuck you cat.
Now that being said there's something royally amusing at watching eternal loser Jon down a lukewarm mug of dog semen.
Please allow me to introduce myself, I am a man of style and taste. You have entered the digital presence of international bon vivant, exemplary physical specimen and your better, Dane Barbados Jr. which shines as brightly as the real thing.
I am a humble future monarch and heir to the illustrious House Barbados, I am the sun and the stars, that which is and that which shall be, forever, I am the personification of wealth and class. I am Dane Barbados Jr. and I have traveled to your United States from my distant homeland to bask in your culture and women.
I will share my musings to you because they must be told. Be thankful that ones such as small as you are granted the gift of my words.
You're welcome.
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