Dane Barbados Jr. on: Britney Spears and Kevin Federline
Those of you with even a modicum of intelligence and observational abilities that are above a crack-addled chimpanzee's may have noticed that Dane Barbados Jr. has not commented upon this whole Britney Spears/Keven Federline trainwreck.
Why you may ask? Because, in all honestly, I just assumed it was much the same as any other trailer-park coupling in your country.
Well it is to be said that Dane Barbados Jr. had all intention of continuing said ignoring until he stumbled upon this little gem from Mr.Federline:
"I love her. But ask me now about life apart from Britney, and all I can say is, 'Can it be any worse than living with her?' I am doing what she wanted, getting out of the house and trying to find work, but I do that and she trashes my efforts. She just wants me at her beck and call as a little house husband. Marriage is something you don't go into lightly. She has to learn she can't just pick me up and dump me off, like her first husband." The tabloid also claims he confided that his lawyers will demand $125 million if the pair split. " I have to get protection," Federline is quoted as saying.
Allow yourselves the time to let this sink in...that's apparently more than your gutter-snipe Ms.Spears did. But then again her whorish qualities are storied.
Were you to feel sorry for Ms. Spears Dane Barbados Jr. would urge you to stop, before he rocks your jawbone with a "molly-wop" of Herculean proportions for your ignorance.
She once proclaimed in what could very, very, loosely be referred to as "song" as being "not that innocent"...well she certainly isn't ver smart either.
Which is to say only an idiot would see her "man" leave his pregnant girlfriend and not realize that history repeats itself correct?
Only and idiot would think that a man with a spotty history of employment would suddenly want to be imployed...after marrying someone worth millions correct?
Only an idiot would sire an in-wedlock bastard with a cad who cares more about the Ferarri that you gave him than with the degeneration of the marriage correct?
Only an idiot would want to stay wed to a "man" who's musical stylings manage to be somehow WORSE than Ms.Spears herself correct?
If you answered "no" to any of those questions then you clearly share the same intelligence as your idol Ms. Spears and are not subject to the pity of Barbados. Merely the rage.
And lest we realize how stupid Ms. Spears is let us remember that this is the same trollop that somehow believes that she can snow the entire populace of your country (which admittedly is not hard) into believing that her breasts are indeed natural...
...that showed her true class and wit by fellating her man-boy in front of a myriad of photographers...
...who showed her love of walking barefoot in gas station bathrooms...
...among myriad other examples that are only as far away as any broadcast or print interview with the empty headed slore.
Does Dane Barbados Jr. pity her situation? Yes, for the sole fact that I cannot line Ms. Spears and Mr. Federline together in such a way as to cripple them both with one kidney punch and insure that they never breed again.
Remember kids, Dane Barbados Jr. will not lie to you. She got what she deserved so fuck them both.
Enjoy your pointing and laughing kids.
Why you may ask? Because, in all honestly, I just assumed it was much the same as any other trailer-park coupling in your country.
Well it is to be said that Dane Barbados Jr. had all intention of continuing said ignoring until he stumbled upon this little gem from Mr.Federline:
"I love her. But ask me now about life apart from Britney, and all I can say is, 'Can it be any worse than living with her?' I am doing what she wanted, getting out of the house and trying to find work, but I do that and she trashes my efforts. She just wants me at her beck and call as a little house husband. Marriage is something you don't go into lightly. She has to learn she can't just pick me up and dump me off, like her first husband." The tabloid also claims he confided that his lawyers will demand $125 million if the pair split. " I have to get protection," Federline is quoted as saying.
Allow yourselves the time to let this sink in...that's apparently more than your gutter-snipe Ms.Spears did. But then again her whorish qualities are storied.
Were you to feel sorry for Ms. Spears Dane Barbados Jr. would urge you to stop, before he rocks your jawbone with a "molly-wop" of Herculean proportions for your ignorance.
She once proclaimed in what could very, very, loosely be referred to as "song" as being "not that innocent"...well she certainly isn't ver smart either.
Which is to say only an idiot would see her "man" leave his pregnant girlfriend and not realize that history repeats itself correct?
Only and idiot would think that a man with a spotty history of employment would suddenly want to be imployed...after marrying someone worth millions correct?
Only an idiot would sire an in-wedlock bastard with a cad who cares more about the Ferarri that you gave him than with the degeneration of the marriage correct?
Only an idiot would want to stay wed to a "man" who's musical stylings manage to be somehow WORSE than Ms.Spears herself correct?
If you answered "no" to any of those questions then you clearly share the same intelligence as your idol Ms. Spears and are not subject to the pity of Barbados. Merely the rage.
And lest we realize how stupid Ms. Spears is let us remember that this is the same trollop that somehow believes that she can snow the entire populace of your country (which admittedly is not hard) into believing that her breasts are indeed natural...
...that showed her true class and wit by fellating her man-boy in front of a myriad of photographers...
...who showed her love of walking barefoot in gas station bathrooms...
...among myriad other examples that are only as far away as any broadcast or print interview with the empty headed slore.
Does Dane Barbados Jr. pity her situation? Yes, for the sole fact that I cannot line Ms. Spears and Mr. Federline together in such a way as to cripple them both with one kidney punch and insure that they never breed again.
Remember kids, Dane Barbados Jr. will not lie to you. She got what she deserved so fuck them both.
Enjoy your pointing and laughing kids.
posted by Dane Barbados Jr. at 6:07 PM
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