Dane Barbados Jr. on: Dorks, Nerds and the X-Box 360
Dane Barbados Jr. asks the people? With the utmost and genuine curiosity...who are these nerds I see waiting outside of your toystores? Your department stores?
These people surely aren't waiting all of this time for a toy are they? Are they truly? Dane Barbados Jr. is aghast.
Now Dane Barbados Jr. will mention, that since coming to your country he has discovered the joys of your videogames. They are truly enjoyable and whilst not a substute for the hearty embrace of a comely, zaftig, vixen, they are worthy of spending an afternoon.
However to stand in front of a store, in November, one of your coldest months, for hours? It is to laugh.
To pay over$1000 of your dollars on ebay for a toy that costs but $400? It is to laugh.
These people are clearly what Dane Barbados Jr. will call "losers."
One would understand if this X-Box 360 toy was limited in any way, shape or form. But it is not. It will be there and is not going anywhere. I am quite sure that I may walk into one of your stores in five years and be able to pick one up off of the shelf.
Is it truly that important to be among the first? What grown man, who has discovered the joys of the breasts, mouth and vagina, has pride in being naught but a sheep in order to own a toy first?
Alow me to answer...there is naught such a man in existence. Whom among you feels such attatchment to a toy?
Now I do realize that, in your country, that having something first is somehow a big deal...but over a toy? Truly?
Feh. These people are fools and shall be treated as such. Dane Barbados Jr. must ask: Who the fuck really cares? It's a toy. It is not the serious.
I estimate that these are the same people whom take the time to formulate complex pictured with the word "owned" on it...or even worse "own3d"...any male over the age of 12 whom types these terms for any purpose other than demonstrative are clearly without testicles or testosterone.
Listen to Dane Barbados Jr. children. He will berate you, he will laugh at you, but he will not lie to you: go out and find a woman. If you cannot bring yourself to lift your corpulent, boil-encrusted, buttocks from your chair take the $400 you were going to spend on a toy and hire a whore that will come to you.
And you sycophants, the women on the computer that you encrust your keyboard to do not count.
You are sad and if the eyes of Dane Barbados Jr. rest upon you you will soon be incompacitated by a flurry of kidney punches and a vicious cloud of fists and elbows. You deserve no less sheep.
Remember kids, Dane Barbados Jr. says: Don't be a loser. More vagina, less videogame obsession...and if I find you typing "own3d" I will personally kill your pet and sodomize your mother because you disgust me.
You may thank me later...bitches.
These people surely aren't waiting all of this time for a toy are they? Are they truly? Dane Barbados Jr. is aghast.
Now Dane Barbados Jr. will mention, that since coming to your country he has discovered the joys of your videogames. They are truly enjoyable and whilst not a substute for the hearty embrace of a comely, zaftig, vixen, they are worthy of spending an afternoon.
However to stand in front of a store, in November, one of your coldest months, for hours? It is to laugh.
To pay over$1000 of your dollars on ebay for a toy that costs but $400? It is to laugh.
These people are clearly what Dane Barbados Jr. will call "losers."
One would understand if this X-Box 360 toy was limited in any way, shape or form. But it is not. It will be there and is not going anywhere. I am quite sure that I may walk into one of your stores in five years and be able to pick one up off of the shelf.
Is it truly that important to be among the first? What grown man, who has discovered the joys of the breasts, mouth and vagina, has pride in being naught but a sheep in order to own a toy first?
Alow me to answer...there is naught such a man in existence. Whom among you feels such attatchment to a toy?
Now I do realize that, in your country, that having something first is somehow a big deal...but over a toy? Truly?
Feh. These people are fools and shall be treated as such. Dane Barbados Jr. must ask: Who the fuck really cares? It's a toy. It is not the serious.
I estimate that these are the same people whom take the time to formulate complex pictured with the word "owned" on it...or even worse "own3d"...any male over the age of 12 whom types these terms for any purpose other than demonstrative are clearly without testicles or testosterone.
Listen to Dane Barbados Jr. children. He will berate you, he will laugh at you, but he will not lie to you: go out and find a woman. If you cannot bring yourself to lift your corpulent, boil-encrusted, buttocks from your chair take the $400 you were going to spend on a toy and hire a whore that will come to you.
And you sycophants, the women on the computer that you encrust your keyboard to do not count.
You are sad and if the eyes of Dane Barbados Jr. rest upon you you will soon be incompacitated by a flurry of kidney punches and a vicious cloud of fists and elbows. You deserve no less sheep.
Remember kids, Dane Barbados Jr. says: Don't be a loser. More vagina, less videogame obsession...and if I find you typing "own3d" I will personally kill your pet and sodomize your mother because you disgust me.
You may thank me later...bitches.
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