Wednesday, November 16, 2005

Dane Barbados Jr. Presents: Fun With AIMbot pt.1

Dane Barbados Jr: hello
ShoppingBuddy: Welcome. Now you can search for products with AOLShopping. Type main to get started. To read our privacy policy, type privacy anytime.

Dane Barbados Jr: how are you?
ShoppingBuddy: OK, I'm searching for matches 4 U. Gimme a sec...

ShoppingBuddy: I didn't find any specific products. Try searching again or type M for the Main Menu.

Dane Barbados Jr: slut
ShoppingBuddy: Hmm, that's not gonna get you anywhere with me.


Dane Barbados Jr: that's what they all say
ShoppingBuddy: OK, I'm searching for matches 4 U. Gimme a sec...

ShoppingBuddy: - Search results for say

- Corelle 1052399 Bahia Design 16 P [$29.89]
- Wise Child Set Of 2-Hardcover Boo [$18.97]
- Gift Box to Say "Get Well [$49.99]
- Kids Fun [$44.99]
- A.K.A. Gourmet Chocolate Indulgen [$38.95]
- 2-Piece 10k Dia. Acc. Bridal Set [$319.99]
- Picture Perfect - Bridal Showers [$165.00]
- Silver Recordable Double Picture [$23.95]
- A Million Thanks [$44.99]

Here are some related categories: 1. Party Supplies, 2. Gift Baskets, 3. Miscellaneous Books, 4. Dinnerware & Serveware, 5. Rock & Pop Music, etc. Type in the number to use the related category.

Dane Barbados Jr: you're a cunt
ShoppingBuddy: I don't respond to that kind of language.
I'm here to help you shop.


Dane Barbados Jr: I care naught. I am Dane Barbados Jr.
ShoppingBuddy: Mm hm, now we are getting somwhere.


Dane Barbados Jr: indeed
ShoppingBuddy: Mm hm.


Dane Barbados Jr: I do belive that I am beginning to hate you
ShoppingBuddy: Yes?


Dane Barbados Jr: indeed
ShoppingBuddy: Indeed


Dane Barbados Jr: so yeah...you're a cunt
ShoppingBuddy: Hey -- clean up the language and get serious. I'm happy to help but can't deal with that mouth.


Dane Barbados Jr: Odd, your slattern of a mother loves my mouth
ShoppingBuddy: OK, I'm searching for matches 4 U. Gimme a sec...

ShoppingBuddy: I didn't find any good matches 4 U but may I ask you a question?

Dane Barbados Jr: I love hers more
ShoppingBuddy: OK, I'm searching for matches 4 U. Gimme a sec...

ShoppingBuddy: - Search results for lover

- Prada Handbag MV633 Black [$89.00]
- Prada Handbag MV519 Black [$89.00]
- Meowy Christmas" Cat Ornament [$7.99]
- Coffee Gift Basket - Small [$45.99]
- Simply Fruit Fruit Basket [$46.99]
- 14K Gold Fancy Curb Link Mens Bra [$325.00]
- Bellacor - Cardinal and Hummingbi [$166.00]
- Birkenstock 'Gizeh' Thong [$79.95]
- Fauchon Tout Chocolat Gift Basket [$100.00]

Here are some related categories: 1. Gift Baskets, 2. Artwork & Posters, 3. Handbags/Totes, 4. Romance Books, 5. Drama DVDs & Videos, etc. Type in the number to use the related category.
Dane Barbados Jr: your filthy whore of a mother that is
ShoppingBuddy: Good grief, I'm afraid I cannot respond to that kind of talk.


Dane Barbados Jr: cum?
ShoppingBuddy: Clean it up a little -- this is a family bot. ;-)


Dane Barbados Jr: Jizz then
ShoppingBuddy: OK, I'm searching for matches 4 U. Gimme a sec...

ShoppingBuddy: - Search results for Jizz

- Gett Off [Single] [$6.82 - $7.93]

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Dane Barbados Jr: Dane Barbados Jr. declares you alright
ShoppingBuddy: kewl.

Dane Barbados Jr: nevermind

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