Dane Barbados Jr.'s favorite whipping post: Paris Hilton
Come with Dane Barbados Jr. children and let us look upon these fickle celebrities whom you idololize so so that we my throw a spotlight on their and your own stupidity:
One of the most downloaded video clips on the Internet shows Paris Hilton getting out of a limo, talking on her cellphone, describing an unknown party as "just so ugly and jealous." Paris then listens for a few seconds and says, "She's a jealous, ugly, anorexic idiot." Best guess as to whom she's talking about so far is Mary-Kate Olsen. Paris has been spotted out with the tiny twin's ex, shipping heir Stavros Niarchos, after breaking up with her own Greek shipping heir, Paris Latsis. Now there’s rumors that Mary-Kate is seeing Paris Latsis! Try to keep up!
Paris Hilton, where ever you are, whomever your with, whatever body part of theirs is currently in your mouth I hope you listen clearly to the words that Dane Barados jr. must speak: YOU ARE NOT HOT.
Dane Barbados Jr. was kind enough to say that in three-letter, one-syllable, words so that you could actually read and comprehend them.
One must wonder if Paris Hilton, strumpet that she is, has completely bought into her own hype.
I, for one, can assure her that if she were not RICH the people would give naught a damn about her as she truly is near repulsive.
And the sheer, staggering, hypocrisy of this slim, blonde, cumbucket having the audacity to speak of someone else being "anorexic" truly has Dane Barbados Jr. unleashing category five gales of honeyed, symphonic, laughter.
Even soaking wet, sodden with man-leavings this trollop cannot, herself, weigh more than 85lbs. And she's tall.
And, frankly, the truth of the matter is that Paris
Hilton knows that she is ugly...
or else who would she fetch such a complete
transformation from her earlier and slightly
less repulsive look?
It is because she knows what Dane Barbados Jr.
knows and what the vast majority of Americans are apparently too stupid and star struck to know.
And that is money =/= beauty. Grace = beauty.
Charm = beauty. Intelligence = beauty. NATURAL beauty = beauty.
Paris Hilton = a plastic, human shap
ed, cumbucket.
One of the most downloaded video clips on the Internet shows Paris Hilton getting out of a limo, talking on her cellphone, describing an unknown party as "just so ugly and jealous." Paris then listens for a few seconds and says, "She's a jealous, ugly, anorexic idiot." Best guess as to whom she's talking about so far is Mary-Kate Olsen. Paris has been spotted out with the tiny twin's ex, shipping heir Stavros Niarchos, after breaking up with her own Greek shipping heir, Paris Latsis. Now there’s rumors that Mary-Kate is seeing Paris Latsis! Try to keep up!
Paris Hilton, where ever you are, whomever your with, whatever body part of theirs is currently in your mouth I hope you listen clearly to the words that Dane Barados jr. must speak: YOU ARE NOT HOT.
Dane Barbados Jr. was kind enough to say that in three-letter, one-syllable, words so that you could actually read and comprehend them.
One must wonder if Paris Hilton, strumpet that she is, has completely bought into her own hype.
I, for one, can assure her that if she were not RICH the people would give naught a damn about her as she truly is near repulsive.
And the sheer, staggering, hypocrisy of this slim, blonde, cumbucket having the audacity to speak of someone else being "anorexic" truly has Dane Barbados Jr. unleashing category five gales of honeyed, symphonic, laughter.
Even soaking wet, sodden with man-leavings this trollop cannot, herself, weigh more than 85lbs. And she's tall.
And, frankly, the truth of the matter is that Paris
Hilton knows that she is ugly...
or else who would she fetch such a complete
transformation from her earlier and slightly
less repulsive look?
It is because she knows what Dane Barbados Jr.
knows and what the vast majority of Americans are apparently too stupid and star struck to know.
And that is money =/= beauty. Grace = beauty.
Charm = beauty. Intelligence = beauty. NATURAL beauty = beauty.
Paris Hilton = a plastic, human shap
ed, cumbucket.
posted by Dane Barbados Jr. at 11:07 AM
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