Thursday, October 06, 2005

Dane Barbados Jr. revisits: TomKat

The anti-christ has been concieved...may your Gods help you.

"Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are expecting. Cruise's spokesperson, Lee Anne Devette, confirmed Holmes's pregnancy exclusively to People Magazine. "Tom and Katie are very excited, and the entire family is very excited," says Devette. Cruise, who has two children, Connor, 10, and Isabella, 12, with ex-wife Nicole Kidman, began dating Holmes in mid-April. He proposed to her atop the Eiffel Tower in Paris in June. Devette says there is no wedding date set. Devette would not comment on the baby's gender or say how far along the pregnancy is. The rep did say that Holmes, 26, "has never felt better." Cruise, 43, is currently shooting "Mission: Impossible 3" in Los Angeles"


Scientologists everywhere must be castrating themselves with joy at the conception of this demonspawn space-baby says Dane Barbados Jr.

Dane Barbados Jr. does not approve.

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