Dane Barbados Jr. on: 50 Cent

My, oh my. For such a gang-banging, bulletproof vest toting, woman degrading, gun busting, "I've been shot lots of time" yelling, uberthug Dane Barbados Jr. feels that he seems awfully interested in this amorphous man-mountain's drooping D-cup.

And this abomination is hailed as the King of Hip-Hop? Just when Dane Barbados Jr. feels his opinion of the masses can't get any lower...well...you all see the picture I'm sure.

Perhaps there is a tempting slice of moist golden poundcake hidden beneath that sagging, sweating, mound of guytits.

...or perhaps Fiddy is a homosexual.

The world may never know.

Disgust.