Get to know Dane Barbados Jr.

Some of you seem to feel as if you do not truly know Dane Barbados Jr. Dane Barbados Jr., while clearly not your friend, wants you to know him. Towards that end, I shall educate you.

Dane Barbados Jr. hates with the intesity of the eyes of Hades:

-Breast implants and women with them...men too I suppose.

-People who talk in movie theatres.

-People who forget to turn their phones off in movie theatres.

-People who chew with their mouths open...like cows.

-People who talk whilst they eat.

-Short people.

-Women who bathe in that cheap fucking Victoria's Secret scented lotion and body spray.

-Skinny chicks.

-Women who feel that they can be stupid tarts because they are "hot."

-Paris Hilton

-English food.

-Blondes

-Muscular men who wear overly tight spandex shirts.

-Men whom do not read.

-People who don't drink water.

-Stupid people in general.

-People who say "conversate" instead of "converse."

-People too stupid to see the intrinsic comedy in everyday life and everyday people.

-Jimmy Fallon.

-George Lucas.

-Animated musicals.

-A long string of ex girlfriends.

-Cauliflower

-Men who fawn and preen over Asian women just because they're Asian.

-Ecstacy...and people who do it.

-Rapists...they should be castrated and be forced to eat their own deep fried genitals...with a side of cauliflower.

-Extremely muscular women.

-Paris Hilton.

-Most likey you.

Things Dane Barbados Jr. loves:

-why...Dane Barbados Jr. of course.