Dane Barbados Jr. on: Paris Hilton's breakup

Dane Barbados Jr. recently came across this article whilst browsing your interweb, he will embolden his favorite part:

"Paris Hilton broke up with Paris Latsis in a cold way: with her new man, Stavros Niarchos, listening to her on the phone, our sources say. (That is, like, SO 8th grade!) But friends say Niarchos "will never be with her seriously. Stavros is just having fun." Latsis's friends are still laughing that Paris Hilton was quoted in Us Weekly, "Paris says I can keep the engagement ring. He says I earned it." One Latsis pal snipes: "How else did she earn it? With sex. Like a hooker. It's a diss and she didn't get it — no surprise.""

One must admit that after that...well there is really nothing else that Dane Barbados Jr. could say that would be nearly as apropos.

To the unnamed friend...cheers.