Dane Barbados Jr gives two for one.

Two updates today my little sycophants, never say I never gave you anything.

Dane Barbados Jr. loves blind items:

Blind Item! Which hard-partying hottie has herpes? The unlucky gal is notorious for calling her pharmacist and screaming that her Valtrex prescription be filled "Now! It's an emergency!" The pharmacist is sick of how she treats him and is telling other customers about her blistery problem.

Dane Barbados Jr. asks: Can you last refuge of sex-starved, internet, keyboard-stainers finally admit that Tara Reid is a filthy cumbucket?



Dane Barbados Jr. listens in on Michael Jackson:

Jackson is the center of controversy after it was reported that he referred to Jews as “leeches” in a phone message to a former business partner. Referring to Jews, Jackson was heard saying that "they're like leeches…I'm so tired of it…They start out the most popular person in the world, make a lot of money, big house, cars and everything. End up penniless. It is a conspiracy. The Jews do it on purpose."

How can an entire race of people start out the most popular person in the world? And furthermore Dane Barbados Jr. asks when were the Jews ever popular?

Whilst I could go on a verbal rampage on the otherworldly Jackson Dane Barbados Jr. declares him too easy a target and beneath him.

Carry on.