Dane Barbados Jr. Laughs at: 50 Cent's Thuggin' Love
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December 7, 2005 10:00 p.m. EST
William J Brown - All Headline News Staff
(BANG) - 50 Cent reportedly slunk out of a Paris nightclub after being snubbed by all the pretty girls inside. The rapper was at a party thrown for him on Monday when he failed to attract the attention of any of the beautiful women enjoying the bash.
A partygoer in the VIP room told Britain's Daily Mirror newspaper: "The party was thrown in his honor but instead of getting into it he just sat there looking sulky, drinking his free champagne."He looked as if he was waiting to be surrounded by gorgeous girls vying for his attention. But the girls pretty much ignored him."
The singer was allegedly so desperate for some female company he even asked his bodyguards to invite some sexy girls over to his table - but they refused to come and sit with him.The insider revealed: "After a while, one of his goons approached two good-looking girls and asked them to join Fiddy at his table, but they seemed nonplussed.
"Parisian girls tend to be pretty aloof and are just not the sorts to fawn over a rapper like that and so after being knocked back 50 left, very stony-faced."
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Now, as the astute among you may recognize, this article, whilst fairly funny, is not worthy of the vaunted and valued attention of Dane Barbados Jr. and you would be correct.
No what makes this article truly funny is the fact that I read came upon this mere days after I came across another article that Mr. Cent is contemplating teh creation and marketing of a line of female masturbational aids modeled after his own...'physique.'
Whilst Fiddy certianly seems to think highly of himself he may wish to reconsider Paris as a viable marketplace.
Oh the ignorance and buffoonery of such public figures. 'Tis amusing.
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December 7, 2005 10:00 p.m. EST
William J Brown - All Headline News Staff
(BANG) - 50 Cent reportedly slunk out of a Paris nightclub after being snubbed by all the pretty girls inside. The rapper was at a party thrown for him on Monday when he failed to attract the attention of any of the beautiful women enjoying the bash.
A partygoer in the VIP room told Britain's Daily Mirror newspaper: "The party was thrown in his honor but instead of getting into it he just sat there looking sulky, drinking his free champagne."He looked as if he was waiting to be surrounded by gorgeous girls vying for his attention. But the girls pretty much ignored him."
The singer was allegedly so desperate for some female company he even asked his bodyguards to invite some sexy girls over to his table - but they refused to come and sit with him.The insider revealed: "After a while, one of his goons approached two good-looking girls and asked them to join Fiddy at his table, but they seemed nonplussed.
"Parisian girls tend to be pretty aloof and are just not the sorts to fawn over a rapper like that and so after being knocked back 50 left, very stony-faced."
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Now, as the astute among you may recognize, this article, whilst fairly funny, is not worthy of the vaunted and valued attention of Dane Barbados Jr. and you would be correct.
No what makes this article truly funny is the fact that I read came upon this mere days after I came across another article that Mr. Cent is contemplating teh creation and marketing of a line of female masturbational aids modeled after his own...'physique.'
Whilst Fiddy certianly seems to think highly of himself he may wish to reconsider Paris as a viable marketplace.
Oh the ignorance and buffoonery of such public figures. 'Tis amusing.
posted by Dane Barbados Jr. at 10:02 PM
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