Dane Barbados Jr. Returns to: Scarlett Johansen

Dane Barbados feels that it is time again to revisit his favorite caucasion American Goddess, Ms. Scarjo.

He finds it amazing that she looks so different in each pictorial and always manages to figuratively piss on the so-called beauty of her contemporaries...Dane pisses on said beauty literally.

And even with her semi-severe cockeye she still manages perfection.









Cockeyed Scarjo > Britney Spears
Cockeyed Scarjo > X-Tina
Cockeyed Scarjo > Paris Hilton
Cockeyed Scarjo > Madonna

If you do not agree you are either a jealous female, a jealous homosexual, or simply an idiot.

Ms. Johansen, Dane Barbados Jr. salutes.

p.s. for you cretinous lackwits out there, ">" denotes "greater than/more than."