Dane Barbados Jr. prepares you for: Snakes on a Plane

Yes I go to see it. Yes I will tell you about it. That is all.

***Update***

Dane Barbados Jr. does not apologize for the lag in his posting for truly he does not consider you or your feelings to be worthy of such an action. He will however mention that this horrid Maryland weather with it's seemingly unending days of rain have caused him discomfort in the form of a flooded basement and the verbal and physical berating and beating of the builders of his home.

That being said go see Snakes On A Plane. It is everything that you would expect. A plane. Snakes.

Snakes biting penises. Snakes biting eyeballs. Snakes biting bare breasts. Snakes eating annoying barking Hiltonesque dogs.

Wonderful. But pales in comparison to the movie that your Humble Narrator Dane Barbados Jr. will next review: Crank.