Dane Barbados Jr. Reviews: Posiedon

So Dane Barbados Jr. will suppose that most of his gentle readers are familiar with the Black Eyed Peas yes? That one time credible rap troupe who now saturates the airwaves, layering their insipid "music" on commercials for your National Basketball Association and your Best Buys and they drill themselves into your psyche with such gloriously un-PC claptrap classics such as "Let's Get Retarded"....which was sanitized to "Let's Get It Started."

If you actually like the Black Eyed Peas you may feel free to exit the site now before Dane Barbados Jr. hunts you down and delivers a flurry of fatal kidney blows.

You may be wond'ring why Dane Barbados Jr. has prefaced this review of a film with a miniature treatise on the Black Eyed Peas? That would be because Fergie (Stacy Ferguson) of said Peas plays a part in the movie. Yes Fergie, she of the Olympian levels of silicone and collogen. She who appears much like a 60 year-old surgically enhanced grandmother who hits on her granddaughter's boyfriends whilst engulfed in a thick patina of stale Marlboro Light smoke.

The same Fergie who wants to appear as a topless stripper in The Sopranos and rates one of the rare female celebrities who Dane Barbados Jr. would murder to NOT see naked.

Well yes. She's in the movie. And dies.

And Dane Barbados Jr. delcares it glorious and wonderful.

See the movie for this. You will not be displeased.

That is all.