Dane Barbados Jr. on: Sury the anti-Christ, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes

So by now you must be aware that the Great Satan is among us.

The dim bulbs among you may be wondering of what Dane Barbados Jr. speaks.

Well the birth of Tomkat's child of course.

Scientology's gift to the world.


...Yes, Dane Barbados Jr. will give you time to cringe in fear and dread though he will not join you.

One can only assume that "Sury" is Scientologese for "Death of all humanity."

Time will tell what damage this gutter-concieved demon spawn will bring.

The fact that Tom Cruise mused at how tasty and nutritous the afterbirth would be if consumed does not give Dane Barbados Jr. confidence.

...and before you ask...yes, he actually DID say that.

Cavort and scrum whilst you can little sycophants for the end us surely nigh. If ever you chance upon Tom Cruise be sure to spit upon him.

...though he will likely call you a jerk.

Dane Barbados Jr. does NOT approve.