Dane Barbados Jr. proudly Present: The first No Shit Award of 2006

For recently coming forth in the press and admitting a bout with Bulimia and "just a little" drug abuse.

The first Dane Barbados Jr. No Shit Award of 2006 goes to...


...dramatic pause says I...


...LINDSAY LOHAN!






















Immediately after accepting her award Ms. Lohan nee Cumbucket was admitted tothe hospital for "exhaustion" and trouble breathing.

Perhaps if she would stop trying to breath through rolled up bills and straws then she could recover.

I, Dane Barbados Jr., already have her award ready for when she finally admits that her rediculous breasts are fake.