Dane Barbados Jr. Presents: Songs from the Homeland

This is something my father, The Monarch, Dane Barbados Sr. sent me in the electronic mail today. Apparently my exploits have become legend in the homeland. It would bring a tear to my eye if they were capable of producing tears. But as we all know, men with a real penis and two testicles were built naught for tears.

Enjoy sycophants.



Come children as we sing our native songs...

Listen children to the Balad of Dane Barbados...

Barbados sleeps with maidens fair,
thrusting whilst he pulls their hair,
they call him God...he does not care,
For he is Dane Barbados.

Barbados beds a comely lass,
with breasts like pillows and donkey's ass,
He blows his load and exits fast,
For he is Dane Barbados.

Barbados rules his city's streets,
whilst lesser men just beat their meats,
he loves their envy, hatred, sweet,
For he is Dane Barbados....