Dane Barbados Jr. mini-Reviews: The Hills Have Eyes
Yes, we know that Dane Barbados Jr. hates the current Hollywood trend of remake, remake, remake. It murdered the market last year but they don't learn. Into March there have been FIVE remakes already. That being said summon your thimbleful of gray matter as Dane Barbados Jr. presents you an equation:
Brutal violence +
Explicit gore +
.500 Magnum +
Exploding heads +
Cannibals +
Mutants +
Nuclear village +
MULTIPLE pickaxes to the head +
a burning at the stake +
Brutal dog maulings =
Every rule has it's exception (although the absence of Michael Berryman is a minus).
Go forth sycophants and view. Those two of you with the marked displeasure of having a steady girlfriend, take her with you.
Barbados prevails.
posted by Dane Barbados Jr. at 12:59 AM
1 Comments:
You clearly lack the ability to form much in the way of a cogent sentence. Why would Dane Barbados Jr. descend from the heights of Olympus enough to care what a bottom-dweller such as you thinks?
Enjoy your view from the bottom dungtick, you're not likely to rise much higher.
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